Thursday, August 14, 2008

Famous Dog Quotes

Famous Quotes:

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
By - Agatha Christie

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Unknown

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
By- Michael Friedman

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
By- M. Facklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Anonymous

The reason a dog as so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
By- Sigmund Freud

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
By- Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
By- Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
- Unknown

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
By- Dave Barry

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
By- Robert Benchley

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